Let is never be said that I am a Scrooge during the holidays. But for some reason, this year, I just can’t seem to get my merriment on.
I first noticed it while picking out our Christmas tree. Normally, I give the same attention to buying a tree as I do to buying a house. Every year we wander the tree farm, circle back, and mark possible candidates before making that final cut. This year, it took all of five minutes rather than the usual thirty. Here’s how it went down:
Husband: “How about this one?”
Me: “Yeah, sure.”
We put the tree up as soon as we returned home and it stood naked in the living room for an entire week. Finally, I strung lights on it. Two days after that, I slapped some ornaments on with the same enthusiasm one normally reserves for dental work – I just wanted to get it over with.
At first, I chalked up my lack of interest to fatigue but, since I wasn’t busting my back with all the usual Christmas rigmarole, that was a lame excuse. Perhaps I was depressed? Since I’m not prone to the blues, that was unlikely. Was I just being lazy? Well, laziness is relative. By my own standards, I did think I was being lazy, but that was only a symptom, not the cause. I finally settled on my health as being the culprit. I’d been fighting a cold for a few weeks. Maybe it was getting the better of me. So I decided to take a goodly swig of NyQuil, straight from the bottle, and go to bed.
In the middle of the night, I felt someone poking at me. It was a young woman in her twenties. She was wearing a shiny suit with big shoulder pads, chunky gold jewelry and enough Stiff Stuff in her perm to paralyze each and every follicle.
I jolted awake from my NyQuil stupor. “Who are you?”
“I am the ghost of Christmas past,” she explained.
Judging by her outfit, I’d say she was the ghost of Christmas 1983.
“Come with me,” she said. “Touch my sleeve.”
The feel of her garment suggested a Qiana-rayon blend. Now I was sure she was from the ‘80’s.
The next thing I knew, we were watching three women, sitting at a kitchen table, making ornaments from cornstarch and baking soda. I quickly recognized them: my sister, my friend Laura, and me. This was my first apartment, in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Puffing away on cigarettes, we were having the best time shaping and baking and painting the ornaments, while watching It’s A Wonderful Life. It was colorized that year, but we didn’t know it because our 12” TV was a black and white set.
“I remember that! Oh, we had so much fun that day.” I was delighted by the memory.
On the corner of the old kitchen table sat a stack of Christmas cards that I lovingly hand-addressed in calligraphy. I remember pouring over boxes and boxes of cards, until I found just the right ones. Drawn in black and white on the outer flap, was a picture of a brownstone. The only touch of color was a green Christmas tree topped with a gold foil star, visible from a second floor window. Inside it read, “A tree glows in Brooklyn.” I loved those cards and wished I’d saved one.
“There’s more to see,” said the spirit.
Next stop: Rego Park, Queens about 10 years later. I was a newlywed. This time my sister and I were in the kitchen baking Christmas cookies with my little niece. Baking cookies with me had become a traditional holiday activity for my friends and relatives.
We only observed the scene for a moment before dashing forward to 1998 and the suburbs of New York. There in the great room of our first house, with my 8-month-old daughter on my hip and a pastry bag in my hand, I was decorating gingerbread men, while my three-year-old son rolled out more dough, getting flour in his hair, his eyelashes, between the slats of the hardwood floors… That year we had a holiday housewarming to celebrate becoming homeowners. I baked about 300 cookies to serve and give as gifts. Seeing it in this vision, I felt the same warmth and pride and excitement all over again.
In the corner of the room, outgoing Christmas cards were piled on the desk. They were each addressed with an Avery inkjet mailing label and pre-printed return address stamps.
In the other corner stood our big, bushy Christmas tree, displaying many of those handmade ornaments from my Brooklyn days as well as new ones purchased from the store.
Turning around to see more, I found myself back in the bed of my current home. My husband was out cold, and seemingly unaware of my recent time travels.
Now, I don’t know about you, but once I’m awake, I have trouble getting back to sleep. So I went downstairs for a glass of water.
On my way to the kitchen, I walked past our Christmas tree. Even though I still have some of those original cornstarch ornaments, none of them are hanging from its branches. Nor are the dozens of others that I’ve collected throughout my adult life. This year, I grabbed the first storage box of ornaments I saw and only those made it onto the tree.
We moved into our current home, a 19th century Victorian farmhouse, back in December of 2005. That year, I went crazy with the decorating. A neighbor said, “It looks like Santa threw up in here!” And it did. Not a single surface or nook was spared. It was cheerful and festive for as far as the eye could see.
I’d scaled way, waaaaaay back on the decorating this year. The wreath on the front door was thrown together about three days ago with ribbon and some plastic holly I picked up at the drugstore. But at least it fairs better than the giant wreath on the barn, which is completely bare. Not even a bow to sass it up a little.
There are no cookies in the kitchen, no Christmas cards to be mailed. The happy little snowman village, which I normally display on the kitchen mantel, is nowhere in sight. No Christmas countdown calendar. No jolly mural drawn on the kitchen blackboard. Nope. There is just a little bit here, and a little bit there. If you pass by my house, you wouldn’t just wonder if we celebrate Christmas, you’d wonder if the house is currently vacant.
As I looked around, I had to admit something to myself: I completely half-assed our present Christmas. But there is nothing I can do about it now. Christmas is just days away. It’s too late. Heaving a heavy sigh, I decided to take some more cold syrup and go back to bed.
Just as I managed to drift off to sleep again, a little girl popped up from beside the bed, all excited and bubbly. “C’mon! C’mon! Come see!”
I took her hand and she led me back downstairs. As we passed the living room, the lights and tinsel were almost blinding. Every branch was jam packed with glittery ornaments, both old and new. There were so many packages piled under the tree, wrapped in shiny paper and bows, that they covered half of the floor.
In the kitchen stood an older version of myself. I was baking cookies with three of the most adorable little children I’d ever seen. They were calling me TaTa (my family nickname), and we were all laughing and carrying on. I could tell they were my grandchildren and was overcome with the most intense feelings of love. The kitchen mantel was alive with the bustling little snowman village and from the window, I could see the barn, lit up like a used car lot, giant decorated wreath and all.
This is my vision of Christmases yet to come. I know I will eventually get my merriment back on, bake the cookies, send the cards, decorate the dog, and so on and so forth. For now, less is more and I’m OK with that. So I’m taking the pressure off myself, making a cup of tea and heading to the couch to watch Christmas in Connecticut for the umpteenth time. But before I do, I’d like to wish that all of your holidays are filled with joy, wonder and spirit (whether they be induced by over-the-counter medication or just the pure love in your heart).
- Christmas Crafts – 3 Edible Ornaments For Kids To Make (roomtogrow.co.uk)
3 responses to “What the Dickens?!”
Adorable 🙂 Merry Christmas Anita.
I TOTALLY get it Anita. You ROCK, Give yourself a hug, and a break. I LOVE your Snorks! MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Thank you so much Debra! You are one of SNORK’s most beloved followers. xoxoxo